I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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