It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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