Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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