no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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