she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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