the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I touched a dick in church today
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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