Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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