kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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