one two three fourrrrnication!
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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