i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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