if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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