I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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