is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Vodka?
Forever.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
