I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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