sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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