..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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