I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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