so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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