she woke up with a sticky ear
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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