just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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