I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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