I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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