Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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