No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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