she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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