Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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