She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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