THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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