In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
