you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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