He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I skipped work to stalk him.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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