Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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