Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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