Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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