i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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