do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
time to smoke my breakfast
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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