yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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