How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
