this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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