Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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