I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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