I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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