we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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