I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We are all done wearing pants today
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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