I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
BRING THE BAGELS
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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