Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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