uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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