Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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