so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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