so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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