No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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